Monday, March 10, 2008

Syllabus for The Future World Dominator™...

So, you've decided that you want to dominate the world, have you?

Help is here... I did a little searching to aid you in your quest!

First of all, if you aren't a trust-fund baby, you may have to start your empire on a shoestring. Here is a way to get started without breaking the bank; powerful weapons await!

A few things that don't cost any money at all, just time... cynical comebacks [lest anyone mistake you for depressed, as opposed to truly evil, bwahahahaaaaa!]... and you need to practice being a bad guy, to fine-tune your skills... if it's good enough for the US military, it's good enough for you!

Every Evil Overlord™ needs to hire some minions, here's an employment ad that has proven successful ...

And don't forget, business cards are always important for networking!

A lack of knowledge has tripped up many attempts at seizing world power; learn from some former world conquerors what to do/not do in your quest for ultimate power, learn about the good guys, ... and how to defeat them with a minimum of fuss, so that you can enjoy the fruits of your ill-gotten gains!

Have fun... I'll be off somewhere safe and quiet!!

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