Tuesday, November 2, 2010

License Plate WIN

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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Bath Cat

funny pictures of cats with captions
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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

A Word To The Wise...

from: Passive-Aggressive Notes

  —  even more dangerous than friending your parents on facebook? friending a) your boss and b) the cubicle-mate you kind of can’t stand.

[Click on the title to view the story... language warning]

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Why The Human Life Span Is So Long

On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll giv e you twenty years.'

But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and t he ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Jon Stewart Rocks!!

Check this out:

[March 9, 2009: Jon Stewart takes on Rick Santelli]

Then, watch this [The complete interview is about 30 minutes long; I especially likes how at 4:45, Jon puts Hitler with Kevin Bacon in 3]

[March 12, 2009: Jon Stewart interview of Jim Cramer]

I think that Mightygodking.com says it best:

Sunday, March 15, 2009

If You Can't Beat 'Em, Destroy 'Em!!

Here's how... 

And, don't forget to cackle manaically!!!