Monday, February 23, 2009

The Moral of The Story

A teacher gave her students a homework assignment to ask their parent
to tell them a story with a moral.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories. As the last student was reached Ms Jones asked, " Johnny, do
you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol was a
pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol
and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall in to enemy
hands and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty
enemy troops.

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She shot fifteen with the gun until she ran out of
bullets, killed four more with the knife, til the blade broke and then
she killed the last one with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," exclaimed the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral
did your Daddy teach you from that horrible story?"

"Stay away from Aunt Carol when she`s been drinking."

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