Christmas Time Is Here!

In the news this week…

There's a lovely couple in NYC who's celebrating their first Christmas as a married couple after having a Public Restroom Wedding last week ...

Ehhhh.... I won't even start. Talk amongst yourselves :-)!

This is a good Christmas present … after this man was fired for posting a 'Dilbert' comic on the office bulletin board, the administrative law judge sided with him, so he gets his unemployment benefits. Happy, Happy!!

Now, I know that Christmas is supposed to be all about family, but really... marrying 10 men? I like men (I'm female, for the record) and all that, but one spouse is enough for ANYONE to keep up with... even if you *are* marrying them as part of an immigration scheme, LOL!!

When you're leaving the family Christmas gathering, and you see flashing lights behind you, don't panic. It may be the police pulling you over to reward you, unless, of course, you were weaving all over the road because you were DUI... use those designated drivers, people!!

Because I'm in the South, it is not the least bit niveous here. But since I *really* dislike cold weather, I'm not complaining. I'll just watch it on TV... heh!

This inmate says he needs Thor's hammer and drum, ok… so, when he gets them, is he going to settle the burning question of 'Who's more powerful, Thor or Superman?' (For the record, it's Superman!!)

Here's a (Christmas) quote for you:
"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall." ~Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas

Have a Happy, Peaceful, Wonderful Christmas!!