Mean Humor Usually Backfires, lol!

Now, let's play nice.....

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your backside!!

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such
a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What in the world is this?" he said to himself as a dust cloud appeared when he
shook them out.

"Honey", he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put baby powder
in my underwear?

"She replied, "It's not baby powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'."