Worst. Excuse. Ever.

Sent to me: (drink alert)

http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/Worst_Excuse_Ever

Gee, I'll have to remember *this* 'survival' tactic!! (yes, that was sarcasm!)
I had to wipe coffee off my screen ... I almost choked to death
laughing , reading this one... I initally thought it was a joke... sadly, it's
not.

(I'm sure that rants are commencing all across the 'Net)